Talk to the facebook because the hand doesn't have ears and so is unable to hear.

After i'd accidentally punched myself awake this morning, and the bleeding had stopped, i realised that the minions in the cellar of boy parker land had failed to remind me to tell this blog that we now have elongated our ominous presence in cyberspace by signing up to the soultaker that is facebook.

Look here it is : http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Boy-Parker/100001361795123 . You can now go add us or whatever it is you do on that odd social tool. We prefer to communicate by telepathy, much easier, although i suppose you can't show a photo or yerself dressed as Wolverine or check out hot girls who are a friend of a friend that way.

That's all for now but we always like to leave you with some nonsense to look at so heres the trailer for some mental film that's coming out soon called 'sucker punch' , giant tobot samurias, ser-weet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dzikBZTUy8

JULY SALE

If you're feeling starved of tshirt bargains get yourselves down to Boy Parker we've got a feast of tasty tees with prices from £10... dig in.

NEW BRAND

Local Celebrity has just dropped here, with some strong, summertime tees for discerning guys and girls. Being located in the heart of Brighton's north laines we see all kinds of local celebrities cruising by, making our day equal parts more exciting and surreal; Bankrupt boxing eccentric, Chris Eubank, Belligerent know-it-all journo Julie Burchill and of course that bloke out the Ordinary Boys who married some dolly bird for a fortnight. Theese tees are for them, and for you. So drop by, pick one up and leave your ID at home, people should know who you are..

That's Fresh.

Cause we love you so much we've given the blog a shiny new look, niiice, on top of that we should have lots of updates, photos and ace new tees coming your way soon. You lucky thing you, best run down here to thank us....

If he wanted to liveforever that bloke out of fame should have got into a to the death swordfight with Duccan Mcleod of the McLeod clan.

Although on the outside we appear to be a friendly man of the people kind of tee shop, behind the scenes HUGE corporate cogs are constantly grinding away hitting us with big sticks and barking orders like 'do that' and 'do this'; we are a business after all.
Sometimes those Orwellian powers force us into things we don't want to necessarily do but have to for the greater good of the cause and recently a full scale production company, screenwriter, set designer all that hithero came down on Boy Parker for jolly nice trade show Margin. They wanted to film some shops saying stuff about life the universe and everything and we were one of the selected few due to us being excellent.
If you want to get an insight into why we are so brilliant then watch the video below. The guy in the film is an actor we hired for the occasion. You may have seen him in the action death fest "Kill! Gore! Trout!" about a mutant fish man mercenary or the moving drama "Leonard by the sea" where he played a welsh caravan salesman who falls in love with a siamese twin, stirring stuff.
Hopefully it's going to the Sundance film festival next year, i'm sure we'll come back with an arm full of awards. Enjoy.

Because it's been a while.

Although they say that silence is golden I imagine when it comes to the world of blogs the only colour that is produced by inactivity is the pitch black abyss of nothing. A mawdling prosepct if wasn't so bloody sunny outside and an ideal oppurtunity to add some Wiiiidescreen photos of the shop. Wow! look at them, amazing eh? It's like you're almost actually there. I'll leave these with you to ponder over, a suting distraction from the horrors of daily life until we get round to something a bit more interesting. T-shirts ideas are coming together and the webstore is loomin' on the virtual horizon, that and more exciting cards from the man Boo Cook. Be back soon, promise.

Fear and Loathing within a specified number of characters.

Yo what's up!
I'm here on the flow-ride checking out my bloods with a 40oz. Ya get me?
Right that's enough street talk for the day, now for some updates.
Things are a little slow at boy parker towers at the mo'. We're waiting for all the new amazing everything to come in and only now is it starting to peter into the shop. Disturbia the Geordie 'horror tee' brand seem to be first out with an excellent new season. My favourite is just below with their homage to Hunter S. Thompsons most infamous road-trip. I'm always amazed how when you see Johnny Depp talking fo' real nowadays he still talks like he did in Terry Gilliams last decent film, it must have had some effect on him. Apparently prior to that he sounded a bit like a Kentucky version of Jeanette Kranky. So yeah, disturbia, come get some.

The other sad news is finally Boy Parker has succumbed to the brief description of your every movement sensation that is twotter, sorry, twitter. If you want to know when we last had a bowel movement, what new stuff has come in , or what we are watching while we skive then please make your way over to; www.twitter.com/boyparker. Where you can follow us like a virtual stalker to your hearts content.

Look it's the t-shirt i was talking about....