Thursday, 7 October 2010

Getting there.

Even though only one of my other split personalities reads this blog; hello Pebbles, i see it's been over a year since we mentioned that we were going to be putting out our own line of tee's together.
Well now, after many a sleepless night and tiredy, tiredy day. boy parker, brighton, no england, no sorry the worlds greatest t-shirt shop are on the verge or launching their hot shit all over the faces of the unsuspecting public. As a little preview i've attached a couple of enigmatic snippets of a couple of the designs from works in progress, we'll have an xmas preview and then the full range will be up in yo' face come very early 2011. think of this as an amuse bouche, even though i'm not entirely sure that is how you spell bouche. here is also a link to a dated hip-hop rock track from me youth, check the keyboard player out, he is cool as.

Friday, 6 August 2010

Talk to the facebook because the hand doesn't have ears and so is unable to hear.

After i'd accidentally punched myself awake this morning, and the bleeding had stopped, i realised that the minions in the cellar of boy parker land had failed to remind me to tell this blog that we now have elongated our ominous presence in cyberspace by signing up to the soultaker that is facebook.

Look here it is : . You can now go add us or whatever it is you do on that odd social tool. We prefer to communicate by telepathy, much easier, although i suppose you can't show a photo or yerself dressed as Wolverine or check out hot girls who are a friend of a friend that way.

That's all for now but we always like to leave you with some nonsense to look at so heres the trailer for some mental film that's coming out soon called 'sucker punch' , giant tobot samurias, ser-weet!

Saturday, 10 July 2010


If you're feeling starved of tshirt bargains get yourselves down to Boy Parker we've got a feast of tasty tees with prices from £10... dig in.

Wednesday, 23 June 2010


Local Celebrity has just dropped here, with some strong, summertime tees for discerning guys and girls. Being located in the heart of Brighton's north laines we see all kinds of local celebrities cruising by, making our day equal parts more exciting and surreal; Bankrupt boxing eccentric, Chris Eubank, Belligerent know-it-all journo Julie Burchill and of course that bloke out the Ordinary Boys who married some dolly bird for a fortnight. Theese tees are for them, and for you. So drop by, pick one up and leave your ID at home, people should know who you are..

That's Fresh.

Cause we love you so much we've given the blog a shiny new look, niiice, on top of that we should have lots of updates, photos and ace new tees coming your way soon. You lucky thing you, best run down here to thank us....

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

If he wanted to liveforever that bloke out of fame should have got into a to the death swordfight with Duccan Mcleod of the McLeod clan.

Although on the outside we appear to be a friendly man of the people kind of tee shop, behind the scenes HUGE corporate cogs are constantly grinding away hitting us with big sticks and barking orders like 'do that' and 'do this'; we are a business after all.
Sometimes those Orwellian powers force us into things we don't want to necessarily do but have to for the greater good of the cause and recently a full scale production company, screenwriter, set designer all that hithero came down on Boy Parker for jolly nice trade show Margin. They wanted to film some shops saying stuff about life the universe and everything and we were one of the selected few due to us being excellent.
If you want to get an insight into why we are so brilliant then watch the video below. The guy in the film is an actor we hired for the occasion. You may have seen him in the action death fest "Kill! Gore! Trout!" about a mutant fish man mercenary or the moving drama "Leonard by the sea" where he played a welsh caravan salesman who falls in love with a siamese twin, stirring stuff.
Hopefully it's going to the Sundance film festival next year, i'm sure we'll come back with an arm full of awards. Enjoy.

Monday, 24 May 2010

Because it's been a while.

Although they say that silence is golden I imagine when it comes to the world of blogs the only colour that is produced by inactivity is the pitch black abyss of nothing. A mawdling prosepct if wasn't so bloody sunny outside and an ideal oppurtunity to add some Wiiiidescreen photos of the shop. Wow! look at them, amazing eh? It's like you're almost actually there. I'll leave these with you to ponder over, a suting distraction from the horrors of daily life until we get round to something a bit more interesting. T-shirts ideas are coming together and the webstore is loomin' on the virtual horizon, that and more exciting cards from the man Boo Cook. Be back soon, promise.